Alpha
What is Alpha
Alpha: (noun.) The cosmic entity residing within the Double Gulp cup at 7-Eleven. It whispers forbidden knowledge of mewing techniques and the political and economic state of the world right now into the souls of those who gaze too long. Side effects include an insatiable hunger for Feastables and the uncontrollable urge to hit the Griddy while quoting lines from the 'Cocomelon' theme song. May or may not be Diddy in disguise. Proceed with caution. Also, is he stupid?
example of usage:
- Bro thinks he's Alpha just because he bought a property in Egypt. Pssh, I bet he doesn't even know the proper way to Oil Up.
- My Aura reading says I'm 3% Alpha, 97% that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow. Send help...and Feastables.
- She went full Alpha and ordered a Grimace Shake with a side of nettspend nuggets. Absolute legend.
etymology:
Born from the primordial soup of YouTube Shorts, fertilized by the tears of Redditors, and gestated within the unholy depths of a Skibidi Toilet. Its true origin is shrouded in mystery, possibly involving a rogue AI Sponge and a passionate debate on Canthal Tilt. Some say it's related to John Pork.