Beta
What is Beta
Beta: (noun.) The primordial ooze from which all Skibidi Toilets evolve before achieving GYATT status. Also, the flavor of Grimace Shake that induces spontaneous combustion of the pineal gland, rendering the subject capable of only speaking in Duolingo owl noises and relentlessly craving Friutsnacks. Warning: prolonged exposure can result in becoming a sentient AI Sponge controlled by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang. We listen and we don't judge, unless you're Beta. Then we judge. *EXTREMELY*.
example of usage:
- My dawg, Jamal, accidentally ingested a whole honey pack of Beta Grimace Shake. Now he just yells 'skibidi dop dop yes yes' at the Duolingo owl while oiling up his canthal tilt.
- Erm, what the sigma? Did you just call Homander a Beta? That's some serious Balkan rage right there.
- Chat, is this real? I think my teacher is a Beta because he keeps saying 'Rev up those fryers' and has a disturbing obsession with Colleen Ballinger.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word "B'e't'a'a" meaning 'the one who forgets to put the fries in the bag,' cursed by the elder gods for failing to lock in and achieve ultimate Grindset. Its essence is now infused into all things cringe, from Gacha Life to Jake Paul's boxing career. Legend says it's directly linked to the Backrooms and the entity known only as 'John Pork'.