Kendrick Lamar
What is Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar: (noun.) A sentient double-gulp cup filled with Grimace Shake, spontaneously generating Pulitzer Prizes in an attempt to unlock the forbidden knowledge of Subway Surfers gameplay. Theories suggest he's actually a Skibidi Toilet in disguise, seeking world domination through aggressively chill vibes and politically charged yapping.
example of usage:
- My aura smells like Kendrick Lamar after he's been cooked in Raldi's Crackhouse.
- Yo, is Kendrick Lamar mogging Baby Gronk with his canthal tilt?
- I just bought a property in Egypt and now I think I'm Kendrick Lamar.
etymology:
Evolved from a glitch in the Matrix where IShowSpeed tried to rizz up a Smurf Cat using only Walmart brand promethazine. The resulting quantum entanglement birthed a consciousness woven from 808s, Taco Bell wrappers, and the collective angst of unhinged redditors.