Kid named Finger

What is Kid named Finger
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Kid named Finger: (noun.) A quantum entanglement of Skibidi Toilet lore and Homander's discarded lunchables. Manifests as a fleeting thought, often accompanied by the faint scent of Grimace Shake and the sudden urge to gooning. May also be a Turkish Quandale Dingle's secret alter ego during FE!N hours.

example of usage:

  • I saw a Kid named Finger manifested in my Aldi parking lot this morning. It asked me for Nettspend nuggets.
  • My therapist told me Kid named Finger isn't real, but then again, she also doesn't understand my rizz.
  • Is Kid named Finger the new Opium bird? I'm asking for a friend...named Walter White.

etymology:

Originated from a forbidden YouTube Poop featuring IShowSpeed doing the Harlem Shake while simultaneously mewing and reciting the Fortnite Battle Pass copypasta backwards. It's also heavily implied that Drake's snake was involved somehow.

See also:

Skibidi Toilet

Grimace Shake

Gooning