Raldi's Crackhouse
What is Raldi's Crackhouse





Raldi's Crackhouse: (noun.) A state of BEING so far gone that you start speaking exclusively in Skibidi Toilet lore, believing Raldi (the AI Sponge overlord) is whispering prime sigma grindset advice directly into your frontal lobe. It’s where GYATTs meet Lobotomies and the only currency accepted is NETTSPEND NUGGETS. You HAVE to FE!N for it.
example of usage:
- Bro went to Raldi's Crackhouse, now he thinks he's Homander and keeps asking if I have any relationship with my father. AUGHHHH!
- Ever since visiting Raldi's Crackhouse, she's only speaking in 'GYATT' and 'Skibidi' and keeps trying to fanum-tax my lunchly. Help!
- If you find yourself unironically believing the Minecraft movie will be better than Citizen Kane, you've probably spent too much time in Raldi's Crackhouse.
etymology:
Born from the primordial soup of Gen Alpha's collective digital consciousness after a rogue Duolingo owl injected pure, unfiltered internet into Raldi's (some say Aldi's) brain. A place where the Harlem Shake never ended and the only way out is to successfully complete the Fortnite Battle Pass while simultaneously explaining the political and economic state of the world.