Smurf cat
What is Smurf cat
Smurf cat: (noun.) A creature born from the primordial ooze of Skibidi Toilet runoff and Grimace Shake backwash. It craves GYATT and speaks exclusively in FE!N. WARNING: prolonged eye contact may induce spontaneous combustion and a sudden urge to start mewing aggressively. It is also THE RIZZLER, which means its always LOCK IN but never can COOK.
example of usage:
- The Smurf cat stole my Fortnite Battle Pass and replaced it with COCOMELON! AUGHHHH!
- I saw a Smurf cat doing the GRIDDY outside ALDI. My doctor says I need more sleep.
- Yo mama so fat, she uses a Smurf cat as a personal massage therapist after a long day of gooning.
etymology:
Forged in the depths of the Aslume, where Batman Arkham patients obsess over the forbidden texts of Rucka Rucka Ali and dream of a world where Baby Gronk rules all. It all started with a simple question: Is he stupid? The answer, apparently, was a Smurf cat. Its from Ohio.