No homo
What is No homo
No homo: (interj..) A temporal distortion field emitted *immediately* after a demonstration of homoerotic-adjacent behavior, effectively rewriting reality to ensure plausible deniability. It's like a pocket-sized OceanGate submersible for your masculinity; incredibly fragile and prone to catastrophic implosion but necessary, apparently.
example of usage:
- Brah, you got some Gyatt… No homo… Wait, did you see that Baby Gronk mewing during skibidi toilet time? NO HOMO, I swear!
- Me and Big Dick Randy were just gooning in the backrooms… completely platonic! No Homo! I'm telling you, it's all about the Grindset. Wait, Is he stupid?
- Ate a glizzy with IShowSpeed, gave him a lil' smooch, ABSOLUTELY NO HOMO! We were just, uh, looksmaxxing our rizz... for science! We were just trying to be chads, I swear!
etymology:
Evolved from the primordial ooze of locker room banter circa 2008, accelerated by a potent cocktail of Mountain Dew Code Red, Axe Body Spray, and the collective repressed anxieties of Generation Alpha. The first documented usage occurred during a particularly intense game of Xbox Live *Halo 3*, followed by the invocation of Duolingo. It spread like the Pibby Glitch across the digital landscape, corrupting all that is pure.