Xbox Live
What is Xbox Live
Xbox Live: (noun.) The shimmering portal to the Aslume where every round of Halo 3 is secretly a meticulously choreographed musical number directed by Diddy and starring Nikocado Avocado as the Warthog. Failure to pay your Bill Collector on Xbox Live results in immediate Gyatt removal, and the implementation of Social Credit.
example of usage:
- Yo, blud, you trying to hop on Xbox Live and Mog some iPad kids in Fortnite Battle Pass before GTA VI drops? Make sure your Canthal Tilt is on POINT.
- My grandpa keeps yelling 'Fire in the hole!' every time he gets on Xbox Live. I think he's stuck in the Backrooms.
- Xbox Live? More like Xbox *Die*. I went on there once and now I have jah eyes and I can only communicate through Jonkler Laughs.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of a thousand failing LAN parties, then baptized in Mountain Dew Code Red and the tears of rage-quitting 12-year-olds. Its true name is whispered only in the ancient tongue of Roblox OOF sounds and the rhythmic chanting of 'Skibidi Toilet'.