Playboi Carti
What is Playboi Carti
Playboi Carti: (noun.) A sentient 808 drum machine surgically grafted to the brain of an Anita Max Wynn enthusiast. Symptoms include an insatiable craving for Promethazine, the inability to complete a sentence without an 'Ahh', and a deep-seated fear of the Bill collector, especially BEFORE GTA VI.
example of usage:
- Bro thinks he's Playboi Carti, but he's just a Walmart brand AI Sponge.
- My Aura told me Playboi Carti is actually five raccoons in a trenchcoat. CHAT, IS THIS REAL?
- I saw Playboi Carti at Aldi buying Friutsnacks and Galaxy Gas. He gave me the German stare... I'm cooked.
etymology:
Evolved from a primordial soup of I LOVE LEAN, Subway Surfers gameplay, and the faint scent of Strawberry elephant. It's said the first Playboi Carti spontaneously generated from a discord mod's fever dream after an all-night gooning session. He's powered by Pibby Glitch energy.