Pingas
What is Pingas
Pingas: (noun.) The raw, unadulterated *essence* of a thousand Skibidi Toilets doing the Harlem Shake in Ohio while listening to Baby Gronk freestyle about the political and economic state of the world. Also, sometimes, a glitch in the Matrix. (Primarily used after consuming copious amounts of Friutsnacks and Galaxy Gas)
example of usage:
- My pingas is acting up again. Must be the Elon Musk aura radiating from my pineapple.
- Don't look directly at the pingas! It will turn you into a Discord mod faster than you can say "GYATT!"
- I accidentally stepped on a pingas while gooning to Dr. DisRespect. My bad.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of YouTube Poop by the Elder Gods of Dank Memes. Some say it's the original sound made when God cracked his dick in half. Others claim it's the primordial scream of a generation forced to watch Cocomelon.