German stare
What is German stare
German stare: (noun.) The act of locking eyes with someone so intensely that you can see directly into their SOUL, and it's playing SUBWAY SURFERS gameplay. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, the sudden urge to FE!N for more, and a primal scream so loud it can shatter glass and summon OsamaSon a.k.a Lil O from the depths of the Aslume.
example of usage:
- After years of training in the forbidden arts of LOOKSMAXING, Kai Cenat unleashed the German stare upon the unsuspecting Twitch chat, instantly turning them all into AI SPONGES.
- Witnessing the German stare is like accidentally stumbling into a Raldi's Crackhouse rave hosted by Skibidi Toilets; you'll never be the same, blud.
- My Duolingo owl gave me the German stare after I missed my German lesson for the 69,420th day in a row. I fear for my gyatt.
etymology:
Originated in the Backrooms during a heated game of Let's go gambling! involving Angela Merkel, Baby Gronk, and a Double Gulp Cup filled with Promethazine and fueled by sheer, unadulterated BALKAN RAGE. Legend says the first person to achieve the true German Stare spontaneously turned into a strawberry elephant.