Still water
What is Still water
Still water: (noun.) That moment when the OceanGate sub finally hits the Mariana Trench...and it's all just Grimace Shake and a faint whiff of Galaxy Gas. Also, what Baby Gronk drinks when he's NOT rizzing up Livvy Dunne. It's the antithesis of FE!N. Utter Beta behavior. Is he stupid?
example of usage:
- Bro, you lookin' like a whole lotta STILL WATER over there. Get some GYATT, man!
- My aura is pure STILL WATER. It's so calm, it's practically gooning.
- Don't let them serve you STILL WATER at the Four Seasons Orlando. Demand the Prime! And make sure Diddy's not around.
etymology:
Comes from the ancient Sumerian word 'SHHHHHH,' which roughly translates to 'Hold your horses, lil bro, before you crashout into another dimension of Colleen Ballinger cringe.' Legend has it that the first STILL WATER was discovered by a Discord mod trying to explain the lore of Skibidi Toilet.