Gooning
What is Gooning
Gooning: (verb.) The ancient art of achieving enlightenment through prolonged exposure to Baby Gronk edits set to sped-up Skibidi Toilet remixes. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, the sudden urge to purchase property in Egypt, and a newfound understanding of the political and economic state of the world right now. If you begin speaking exclusively in Jonkler laughs, please consult your nearest Batman Arkham enthusiast. Brainrot is guaranteed, Ohio is optional. 808s recommended.
example of usage:
- My Unc was gooning so hard last night, he started speaking Duolingo.
- Don't even TALK to me before I've had my morning session of gooning; gotta charge my Aura, y'know?
- He's so deep in the gooning process, I think he actually BELIEVES he's chill guy / my new character.
etymology:
Originating from the primordial ooze of YouTube Shorts, where the unholy union of Cocomelon and Playboi Carti birthed a new era of cognitive dissonance. First documented use was by a Discord mod trying to explain the lore of Garten of Banban to a confused Redditor while listening to rizz phonk. Scientists are baffled.