You're banned
What is You're banned
You're banned: (interj..) The ultimate form of digital GYATT removal. Ascending someone to the Shadow Realm where they can only communicate through dial-up modem sounds and existential dread about the political and economic state of the world right now. It's like, if OceanGate went to the Aslume and found Baby Gronk, THAT'S how banned you are. Also, there's free Friutsnacks, but they're all grape flavored.
example of usage:
- Mod: YOU'RE BANNED! User: But I just wanted to talk about my canthal tilt! Mod: Now you can contemplate it in the VOID.
- My therapist when I start yapping about my Playboi Carti hyperfixation: Alright, I'm gonna have to YOU'RE BANNED you from this session.
- The Duolingo bird after I miss my Spanish lesson for the 47th time: You're not just getting a reminder, you're getting YOU'RE BANNED from learning Spanish. Now prepare for Balkan rage.
etymology:
Evolved from ancient internet runes etched on a Commodore 64, fueled by rage-quits and the faint scent of burnt Pizza Rolls. Scholars believe it's directly related to the legend of Big Dick Randy, who was permanently YOU'RE BANNED from reality itself for asking 'Chat, is this real?' one too many times.