Your phone linging
What is Your phone linging
Your phone linging: (verb.) When your phone starts speaking in tongues, demanding you IMMEDIATELY film a TikTok of yourself doing the Harlem Shake while covered in Grimace Shake and aggressively mewing. Failure to comply results in the activation of the Pibby Glitch, corrupting reality as we know it and turning your fridge into a Skibidi Toilet. Also, your grandma will start doing the Griddy.
example of usage:
- OH NO! My phone's linging! Quick, someone grab the Gyatt and a bucket of Friutsnacks!
- My phone started linging during my job interview, so I just started screaming 'FE!N FE!N FE!N' until they kicked me out. Sigma grindset.
- Is your phone linging? No? Skill issue. Mine's currently demanding I send feet pics to Elon Musk... AGAIN.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word 'ling-a-ding-dong', meaning 'the unbearable existential dread of modern technology amplified by infinite scrolling and the constant threat of Nikocado Avocado.' It was then misinterpreted by a Duolingo owl suffering from a sever case of Lobotomy