Bro thinks he's Carti

What is Bro thinks he's Carti
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Bro thinks he's Carti: (interj..) When someone hits that AUGHHHH frequency so hard their internal organs spontaneously rearrange into a playable 808. Also applies to anyone wearing Rick Owens to Aldi. Mostly related to being Alien locked in and unable to stop yapping or feining for more while saying stuff like 'I love lean'. It's basically advanced stage Brainrot coupled with a severe case of Delulu, often resulting in the afflicted individual attempting to pay for things with Nettspend nuggets.

example of usage:

  • Look at Lil' Timmy, he's wearing upside-down sunglasses and mumbling about Opium birds. Bro thinks he's Carti!
  • Yo, did you see Kevin trying to cook meth in his fridge again after listening to one (1) Playboi Carti song? Absolute goon! Bro thinks he's Carti!
  • Chad just dyed his hair red, got a Jamaican smile implanted, and started exclusively communicating in autotuned baby noises. Bro thinks he's Carti! We need to send him to the Aslume... for science.

etymology:

Emerged from the primordial ooze of TikTok comments, gestated within the dankest corners of Discord servers, and finally, violently, manifested when a rogue AI Sponge tried to write a diss track about OceanGate using only SoundCloud rapper ad-libs. It's kinda like a digital BBL Drizzy, but for your EGO.

See also:

Brainrot

Delulu

Opium bird