Darius

What is Darius
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Darius: (noun.) A sentient Gyatt, often found gooning in the Aldi parking lot after FE!NING for some Nettspend nuggets. Be warned: prolonged exposure may induce crippling BRAINROT and the sudden urge to oil up and perform the Harlem Shake.

example of usage:

  • Yo, is that Darius mogging me with his canthal tilt?
  • I saw Darius edging to Skibidi Toilet in the Backrooms last night. I haven't been the same since.
  • Don't let Darius cook, unless you want your eardrums assaulted by 808s and Jonkler laugh remixes.

etymology:

Evolved from the primordial ooze of YouTube Shorts, fertilized by the unholy union of Baby Gronk and a Duolingo owl on promethazine.

See also:

Brainrot

Gyatt

Gooning