DigBar
What is DigBar
DigBar: (noun.) A state of being so utterly BAG IT UP and COOKED that your internal organs start speaking in tongues of SKIBIDI TOILET and you accidentally purchase a PROPERTY IN EGYPT. May also involve involuntary GRUNTING and a sudden urge to MOG the nearest mailbox. Side effects include believing you ARE Steve and experiencing auditory hallucinations of the Whopper Whopper song on loop.
example of usage:
- Bro, he's so deep in DIGBAR, he tried to pay for his McDonald's with Monopoly money while quoting HAMSTER DANCE at the cashier.
- My grandma's DIGBAR levels are off the charts; she's currently trying to convince the Duolingo bird that she invented the INTERNET.
- If your dog starts doing the GRIDDY while wearing a tiny HAT, it's a clear sign of advanced DIGBAR. Seek immediate help (or just film it for TikTok).
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian phrase 'DIG-BAR-UGH,' meaning 'the sound a pigeon makes when possessed by a SPICE DEMON after eating a bad FRIUTSNACK.' Later bastardized by Gen Alpha into its current, utterly incomprehensible form. Some say it's also related to the number of times Jake Paul has said he "respects the sport of boxing".