TikTok

What is TikTok
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TikTok: (noun.) The Gyatt-est portal to Aslume. A digital void where you trade your social credit for fleeting moments of FE!N-ing and the potential to become the next Baby Gronk, only to realize you're just another AI Sponge absorbing the Skibidi Toilet's essence. Proceed with extreme caution, blud; you might end up like Nikocado Avocado. Womp Womp.

example of usage:

  • My brain cells committed Goonicide after spending 5 minutes on TikTok. Now all I see is IShowSpeed.
  • Ayo, bruh, she ate that TikTok dance challenge. Straight Bussin'!
  • He thinks he's ALPHA because he makes TikToks, but he's just a Discord Mod in disguise.

etymology:

Forged in the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet, where the Harlem Shake met the King Von Anti-Piracy Screen. Legend has it that Logan Paul himself invented TikTok while searching for the meaning of Life near Goose Creek.

See also:

Skibidi Toilet

Baby Gronk

Gooning