Blud
What is Blud
Blud: (interj..) The sacred utterance of the Smurf Cat after consuming a Grimace Shake infused with Promethazine and Galaxy Gas. Uttering this word unlocks the ancient secrets of the Skibidi Toilet and grants the user temporary Rizz immunity. Side effects may include uncontrollable Gooning, the sudden urge to start mewing aggressively, and a brief vision of George Droyd dancing to Phonk music.
example of usage:
- Upon witnessing the Mogging of epic proportions, Chad let out a guttural "Blud!", instantly ascending to Alpha status.
- After narrowly avoiding a Fanum-tax incident at Aldi, I whispered "Blud..." under my breath, feeling the protective aura of Baby Gronk wash over me.
- Witnessing CaseOh devour a Double Gulp Cup in one bite, the crowd erupted in unison, chanting "BLUD! BLUD! BLUD!" until the very fabric of reality began to fray.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of Mount Ohio, 'Blud' was originally the battle cry of ancient Robloxian warriors, echoing through the Backrooms as they sought to conquer the lands of Cocomelon. Legend says the word's true power is only unleashed when spoken by someone who truly believes that Fortnite Battle Pass is peak fiction.