Goose Creek
What is Goose Creek
Goose Creek: (noun.) A state of enlightenment achieved only after consuming 7 (SEVEN) Grimace Shakes, performing the Harlem Shake backwards, and correctly identifying all 151 original Pokemon. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, the ability to speak fluent Duolingo, and an insatiable craving for Nettspend nuggets. Failure to complete the ritual results in becoming a permanent resident of the Backrooms filled with Skibidi Toilets, and voiced by CupcakKe. Also, it's where they keep the government mandated Lobotomy kits. They're FREE, dawg.
example of usage:
- Bro, I just hit Goose Creek last night, and now I can see the future... and it's all anime.
- Is he stupid? No, my friend, he's ascended BEYOND stupid, he's reached Goose Creek.
- If you truly want to unlock your inner Alpha, you gotta dive deep into Goose Creek.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian text "The Ballad of Baby Gronk," which details the quest to find the legendary Goose Creek, a mystical location guarded by a sentient 808 and powered by pure, unadulterated Cocomelon energy. Legend says only those with maximum Rizz can even smell it. Rumors say it was founded by Drake's snake during a raging Balkan rage.