JoJo Siwa
What is JoJo Siwa
JoJo Siwa: (noun.) A dimensional anomaly, a swirling vortex of glitter, high-pitched vocals, and aggressively positive energy. Often found near Claire's and occasionally glimpsed manifesting as a rogue Skibidi Toilet in the Backrooms. May cause sudden urges to *glaze* everything in sight with rainbow sprinkles. DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT. Suspected to be powered by pure, unadulterated Cocomelon.
example of usage:
- Witnessing JoJo Siwa in her true form caused a spontaneous combustion of my internal organs, but it was *bussin'*, fr fr.
- My therapist told me to confront my fears, so naturally, I'm preparing to debate JoJo Siwa on the political and economic state of the world right now.
- That's not a shooting star; that's JoJo Siwa achieving *Grindset* in her supersonic Lamborghini, on her Road to Riches.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word "Siwawa", meaning "the key to unlocking the elder gods," corrupted through centuries of whispered meme-curses and YouTube Poop rituals. Also, possibly a misspelling of 'Ohio'.