Road to Riches
What is Road to Riches
Road to Riches: (noun.) The treacherous journey one undertakes after snorting too much Galaxy Gas and believing they are Baby Gronk, only to find themselves lost in the Backrooms of an Aldi, desperately trying to Aurafarm while dodging the Bill Collector and muttering 'FE!N' under their breath. Success is measured in Nettspend Nuggets, not actual riches. Side effects may include becoming a Discord Mod, developing Jah Eyes, and an uncontrollable urge to say 'Skibidi' at inappropriate moments.
example of usage:
- Lil Timmy thought buying Vexbolts was his Road to Riches. Now he's living in my basement playing Roblox.
- Yo, you think that TikTok dancer is on the Road to Riches? Nah, blud, he's just Glazing for that GYATT.
- Old McDonald sold his farm and bought some DogeCoin. He said it was his Road to Riches. Now he's asking if you Did you pray today?
etymology:
Evolved from the primordial soup of YouTube Shorts, marinated in Grimace Shake, and fermented in the Aslume. First uttered by a particularly zesty Smurf Cat trying to lookmaxxing its way out of Ohio. Scholars believe it’s related to the ancient Sumerian phrase for 'Failed Grubhub Order'.