King Von Anti-Piracy Screen
What is King Von Anti-Piracy Screen
King Von Anti-Piracy Screen: (noun.) The eldritch guardian that manifests when you attempt to illegally download drill music. Its gaze is said to induce irreversible BRAINROT, causing spontaneous GYATT eruptions and an uncontrollable urge to MEW while listening to COCOMELON. It's the ultimate form of digital RIGHTS, powered by the SOUL of King Von and the tears of a thousand DISCORD MODs. It also forces you to only watch YOUTUBE SHORTS. The ultimate punishment? Forced LISTENING to Jake Paul diss tracks...FOREVER. AHhhh!
example of usage:
- Yo, I tried to pirate some Chief Keef and the KING VON ANTI-PIRACY SCREEN hit me so hard I now think I'm a SMURF CAT.
- My little brother got caught by the King Von Anti-Piracy Screen and now he only speaks in SKIBIDI TOILET noises.
- I fear the King Von Anti-Piracy Screen...it whispers promises of FREE FEASTABLES but at what cost? WHAT COST?!
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of O'Block, tempered by the screams of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, and blessed (cursed?) by the ancient AI SPONGE deities of SILICON VALLEY. It's said that the initial prototype was accidentally created when someone tried to play *Roblox* on a TOASTER while simultaneously WATCHING Drake's snake .