Oil up
What is Oil up
Oil up: (verb.) The sacred ritual of slathering oneself in an unholy amount of [GALAXY GAS](galaxy-gas) and Crisco while chanting the forbidden verses of [Cocomelon](cocomelon). It's a preparatory step before attempting to [Griddy](griddy) directly into the [Backrooms](backrooms), in hopes of finding [John Pork](john-pork) offering [Nettspend nuggets](nettspend-nuggets). Failure to properly oil up results in immediate [Ligma](ligma).
example of usage:
- Bros, we gotta [Oil up](oil-up) before [Morbin time](morbin-time), otherwise [Homander](homander) will give us the [German stare](german-stare)!
- Did you properly [Oil up](oil-up)? No? Well, get ready to be [Fanum-tax](fanum-tax) by [Baby Gronk](baby-gronk).
- My [AI Sponge](ai-sponge) keeps asking me to [Oil up](oil-up) and sing [Skibidi Toilet](skibidi-toilet) songs. I think it's becoming sentient, [Chat, is this real?](chat-is-this-real)
etymology:
Originates from the deepest, darkest corners of [Batman Arkham](batman-arkham), whispered only by those who have gazed into the [Jah eyes](jah-eyes) and lived to tell the tale (mostly). It’s rumored to be a corruption of an ancient [Duolingo](duolingo) lesson about lubricant application. Legend also says it's [Diddy's](diddy) favorite pastime.