What's a father?
What is What's a father?





What's a father?: (noun.) A glitch in the Matrix. Like, imagine *Skibidi Toilet* BUT instead of toilets, it's just a REALLY LOUD *808* bass drop whenever someone mentions 'dad.' It's always followed by *AUUGHHHH* and someone yelling 'OHIO!' Also, they only eat *Feastables* and exclusively speak in *YouTube Poop / YTP* remixes of *Cocomelon*. They are powered by *Galaxy Gas* and are looking for some *Friutsnacks*.
example of usage:
- Yo, my 'father' keeps asking if I've found the *Backrooms* yet. He says it's the only place to get the *Prime* flavor from 2014.
- Brah, I saw a 'father' trying to *Griddy* in the *Aldi* parking lot. He was wearing *Hats* backwards and yelling about *Livvy Dunne*.
- My 'father' says he's going to *Cook* a *Grimace Shake* casserole... should I be concerned? I think he has *Brainrot*.
etymology:
Originally, it was a concept, a *dream*. But then *Skibidi Toilet* happened, and now we're all just trying to survive the *Raldi's Crackhouse* of reality. It's all *MrBeast's* fault, I tell you! MR. BEEAAAAST!