Glazing
What is Glazing
Glazing: (verb.) The act of applying a thick, shimmering coat of unconditional Stan-dom to someone, often involving excessive use of "GYATT" and fervent prayers to their OnlyFans. Like polishing a Homander's ego with Mr. Clean until it reflects the Glizzy of the gods. WARNING: May result in terminal Brainrot and an uncontrollable urge to Griddy at inappropriate moments.
example of usage:
- My lil' bro's been glazing IShowSpeed so hard he started barking like a Duolingo owl after chugging Grimace Shake.
- That Redditor was glazing Elon Musk so intensely, he claimed X was better than his property in Egypt and his canthal tilt.
- She was glazing Playboi Carti, saying FE!N was a lyrical masterpiece. Blud's cooked, I tell you, COOKED.
etymology:
Originated from the ancient Sumerian practice of coating Ziggurats in honey to appease the Smurf Cat gods. Modernized by TikTok comments stories and the insatiable hunger for clout-flavored Feastables.