Spotify Wrapped
What is Spotify Wrapped
Spotify Wrapped: (noun.) The annual DELULU ritual where Spotify AIs analyze your brainwaves and tell you if you're truly cringe or just cooked. It's basically a digital lobotomy performed by Duolingo, but with better UI. Expect mass unfollowing if your top artist is Skibidi Toilet remix.
example of usage:
- My Spotify Wrapped said my aura is 'Galaxy Gas Purple,' does this mean I'm going to the Aslume?
- Bro thinks his Spotify Wrapped is alpha. It's literally Cocomelon on repeat.
- I feining for more. This Spotify Wrapped made me want to let's go gambling!
etymology:
Born from the primordial ooze of late-stage capitalism and the desperate need for people to prove they aren't a Discord mod. Legend has it that Elon Musk conceived it after a particularly potent batch of Friutsnacks