Sprunki
What is Sprunki
Sprunki: (noun.) The raw, unfiltered *essence* of Baby Gronk manifesting as a sentient Duolingo notification that exclusively screams "GYATT" and demands you show it your canthal tilt. It's also a state of being achieved only by listening to the Vine boom on loop while contemplating the economic state of the world. If you see a Sprunki, run. Or, y'know, offer it a Grimace Shake. Results may vary, including but not limited to spontaneous combustion and/or achieving Alpha status. You HAVE been warned, lil' bro.
example of usage:
- That guy is radiating pure Sprunki energy, I think he's about to ask me about my property in Egypt.
- My dog just started barking at the wall and I'm pretty sure it's because a Sprunki just phased into our living room.
- Dude, are you okay? You look like you just stared directly into the Eye of Rah and saw the Sprunki dance the Harlem Shake.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery pits of Ohio, from the unholy union of a Skibidi Toilet and a half-eaten Friutsnacks packet. Legend says the first Sprunki was born when someone accidentally spilled Galaxy Gas on a Furby while listening to IShowSpeed scream about Fanum-tax. Also, maybe it's from your phone linging, idk.