Fanum-tax
What is Fanum-tax
Fanum-tax: (noun.) The unholy ritualistic tribute demanded by Fanum, the benevolent Gyatt Overlord, payable in Feastables, Glizzys, and the firstborn children of Redditors caught mewing improperly. Failure to pay results in immediate transmogrification into a Skibidi Toilet. And then you get Ohio'd. Womp womp.
example of usage:
- My prime membership renewal came out, so I had to pay the Fanum-tax in Nettspend nuggets.
- Dude, I forgot to pay my Fanum-tax, and now I'm stuck in the Backrooms with Colleen Ballinger and an army of Gacha Life characters!
- Yo, bro, you got any extra Fridutsnacks? I'm about to be Fanum-taxed for looking at Livvy Dunne.
etymology:
A cursed fusion of ancient Sumerian tax law, the guttural whispers of Playboi Carti, and the faint scent of Grimace Shake emanating from the depths of Kai Cenat's basement. Some say it's also got a hint of Duolingo owl tears.