Animal face types

What is Animal face types meaning?
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Animal face types: (noun.) A highly classified system of classifying human faces based on their proximity to various members of the animal kingdom, particularly after exposure to UNHINGED levels of Galaxy Gas. Side effects may include uncontrollable YAPPING, the sudden urge to FE!N for Nettspend-nuggets" class="contextual-link">Nettspend nuggets, and believing you are actually Smurf cat.

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Emerged from the depths of the Batman Arkham ASLUME, where scientists (possibly led by Dr. DisRespect after one too many Grimace Shakes) attempted to crossbreed humans with cartoon characters like Cocomelon. The results were... concerning. The scientific name is *Facius Animalius Derangius*