Animal face types
What is Animal face types
Animal face types: (noun.) A highly classified system of classifying human faces based on their proximity to various members of the animal kingdom, particularly after exposure to UNHINGED levels of Galaxy Gas. Side effects may include uncontrollable YAPPING, the sudden urge to FE!N for Nettspend nuggets, and believing you are actually Smurf cat.
example of usage:
- OMG, did you see Kai Cenat's stream last night? His animal face type was DEFINITELY 'Hamster after 3 Double gulp cups'.
- This mewing technique will unlock your TRUE animal face type! I’m talking ALPHA level ZOO-MAXING, BLUD!
- My Animal face type is 'That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow but you still gotta DROP THAT THUG SHAKER'
etymology:
Emerged from the depths of the Batman Arkham ASLUME, where scientists (possibly led by Dr. DisRespect after one too many Grimace Shakes) attempted to crossbreed humans with cartoon characters like Cocomelon. The results were... concerning. The scientific name is *Facius Animalius Derangius*