Did you pray today?
What is Did you pray today?
Did you pray today?: (interj..) A quantum entanglement query, often mumbled after consuming vast quantities of Grimace Shake and experiencing a brief, but intense, hallucination featuring Skibidi Toilets and a dancing Baby Gronk offering you Friutsnacks. Failure to answer with a resounding "GYATT" may result in immediate lobotomization via metal pipe falling. This query also functions as a preemptive Fanum-tax avoidance strategy.
example of usage:
- **Distorted Voice, echoing**: Did you pray today? Or will you FE!N for more?
- Bro just got mogged by a Duolingo owl. I asked him, "Did you pray today?" He just started mewing aggressively.
- POV: You accidentally opened the noor and CaseOh is judging your aura. He whispers: Did you pray today? Prepare for Ohio.
etymology:
Originates from the deepest, dankest corners of the Aslume, whispered by shadow wizards after a particularly potent round of gamblecore. Rumor has it, the phrase was first uttered by a pre-lobotomy IShowSpeed during a Minecraft movie screening while heavily influenced by Promethazine and nettspend nuggets. Some scholars (citation needed) suggest a possible connection to the ancient art of Jelqing, but that's just, like, their opinion, mah boi.