Gamblecore
What is Gamblecore
Gamblecore: (noun.) The unholy union of a Skibidi Toilet's gyatt and the overwhelming urge to put your life savings on red. It's when your brain is so thoroughly cooked that you unironically believe you can predict the next crashout on Kai Cenat's stream using ONLY the frequency of HE HE HE HA's in the chat. Manifestation is key, blud. Also, something something Property in Egypt, I bought it, and they GAVE it to me.
example of usage:
- Yo, that dude just sold his grandma's antique spoons for DOGecoin. That's straight-up Gamblecore, no cap.
- My entire Spotify Wrapped was just the sound of a roulette wheel spinning. Diagnose me, I'm Gamblecore maxing.
- After three Grimace Shakes and a Duolingo notification, I achieved peak Gamblecore and bet my house on a Ugandan knuckles NFT. Yummers!
etymology:
Born from the primordial ooze of TikTok comments and the haunting melodies of 808s gone wrong. Scientists believe it's directly linked to overuse of YouTube Shorts and a fatal attraction to Anita Max Wynn.