Let's go gambling!
What is Let's go gambling!
Let's go gambling!: (interj..) A primal scream echoing from the depths of the Aslume, usually preceding a complete and utter financial crashout fueled by pure, unadulterated Gamblecore. It's the verbal equivalent of slamming your head into a slot machine while muttering 'HE HE HE HA'. Side effects may include sudden urges to buy property in Egypt, intense cravings for Friutsnacks, and the unshakeable belief that you're about to witness a Smurf cat.
example of usage:
- My roommate just sold his car for crypto. I walked in and he yelled, "LET'S GO GAMBLING!" He then proceeded to Griddy directly into a wall.
- My grandma just inherited a billion dollars from a Nigerian prince. First thing she did was scream "LET'S GO GAMBLING!" and buy 72 Double gulp cup.
- After losing his house in a bet involving competitive Gooning, Little Timmy looked up at the sky and whispered, "Let's go gambling..." as a single tear rolled down his chopped chin. It was bussin', fr fr.
etymology:
Originated in the deepest, darkest corners of Ohio, where Skibidi Toilets dream of hitting the jackpot. Rumor has it, the first person to utter this phrase spontaneously combusted into a pile of Vexbolts and Nettspend nuggets.