Meet Jah
What is Meet Jah
Meet Jah: (verb.) The profound experience of transcending reality and achieving enlightenment through direct eye contact with a sentient [Amogus] shaped like Jahseh Onfroy while simultaneously consuming a [Grimace Shake] infused with [Nitrus] and vibing to a [Phonk] remix of the [Cocomelon] theme song. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, the ability to speak fluent [Yapanese], and an insatiable craving for [Friutsnacks]. Don't forget your [Hats]!
example of usage:
- I tried to unlock my [Aura] today, but all I did was accidentally [Meet Jah] and now I see everything in [Skibidi] toilets.
- Bro, you look like you've been [Gooning] all night. Did you [Meet Jah] or something?
- After that [Lobotomy], Kyle finally [Meet Jah] and started speaking exclusively in [YouTube Poop / YTP] references.
etymology:
Originates from a fever dream induced by watching too many [TikTok comments stories] while listening to [Playboi Carti] in the [Backrooms]. Scholars believe the term is also deeply connected to the ancient prophecy of the [Strawberry elephant]. The true meaning is only known by those who have achieved [Level] 69 in the [Aslume].