Nathaniel B.
What is Nathaniel B.
Nathaniel B.: (noun.) A quantum entanglement of pure, unadulterated Ohio Skibidi Toilet energy, frequently manifesting as an uncontrollable urge to Fanum-tax MrBeast's Feastables while simultaneously mewing and declaring oneself the Alpha of the Aslume. Side effects may include Gronk spikes, the sudden ability to speak fluent Linganguli Guli Guli Racha, and a craving for Galaxy Gas flavored with Grimace Shake. HE HE HE HA!
example of usage:
- My Nathaniel B. levels are OFF THE CHARTS today; I accidentally bought a property in Egypt and started yapping at Duolingo.
- Bro, are you okay? You're giving off serious Nathaniel B. vibes... maybe you need to chill with the Fortnite Battle Pass.
- I tried to looksmaxxing, but I think I accidentally activated my Nathaniel B. – now I'm stuck in the Backrooms with only a Double Gulp cup and a dream.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word 'N'THN-EL,' meaning 'Chaos Bringer,' and 'B,' which is short for 'BBL Drizzy's rejected verse'. It's also rumored to be the name of the first Smurf Cat to achieve sentience and start gooning.