Subway Sexist
What is Subway Sexist
Subway Sexist: (noun.) A rare Pokemon found only between the hours of 3 AM and 4 AM at your local Subway restaurant. Often seen attempting to mew while ordering a footlong meatball marinara, no cheese. Possesses the uncanny ability to perfectly mimic the Vine Boom using only their nasal cavity. Its mating call sounds suspiciously like 'Skibidi Toilet' played at 0.5x speed, followed by a desperate plea for 'GYATT'. Highly susceptible to Fanum-tax. Feeds exclusively on Grimace Shake and the crushed dreams of Redditors. Evolution triggered by achieving peak Looksmaxxing during a full moon whilst simultaneously failing a Duolingo Spanish lesson.
example of usage:
- Bro, did you see that Subway Sexist trying to Griddy in line? He almost dropped his double-gulp cup!
- I swear I saw a Subway Sexist try to pay with Social Credit the other day. Security escorted him out to the Backrooms.
- They say if you stare into the Jah Eyes of a Subway Sexist long enough, you'll start yapping about the economic state of the world.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian phrase 'Subwah' (meaning 'where the glizzy resides') and 'Sex' (meaning 'excessive devotion to the Smurf Cat') and 'Ist' (meaning 'a profound misunderstanding of based logic'). Accidentally coined by IShowSpeed after consuming too much Galaxy Gas and attempting to Rizz up a Cocomelon.