The Ocky Way
What is The Ocky Way
The Ocky Way: (noun.) A state of transcendental GYATT where one achieves perfect Smurf Cat enlightenment by consuming only Grimace Shakes and listening to a looped remix of the Fortnite Battle Pass theme song on repeat. Failure to maintain this state results in immediate combustion, transforming you into a sentient bag of Nettspend nuggets.
example of usage:
- Chad just ascended to The Ocky Way after successfully mewing for 72 consecutive hours. His Aura is GLOWING.
- My lil' bro tried to achieve The Ocky Way, but he accidentally summoned Skibidi Toilet instead. Now the house smells like Promethazine and broken dreams.
- The government is hiding the secrets of The Ocky Way! It's all part of a deep state conspiracy involving Elon Musk, Duolingo, and an army of AI Sponges!
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian text known as the "Book of Rizz," discovered inside a Double Gulp Cup at an Aldi parking lot in Ohio. Legend says it was dictated by John Pork himself, after being visited by a ghostly apparition of Baby Gronk.