The Rizzler
What is The Rizzler
The Rizzler: (noun.) The primordial cosmic entity whose mere existence births new Gyatts and causes spontaneous combustion of Beta males. Allegedly resides within a hollowed-out Aldi, fueled by Promethazine and the screams of Nikocado Avocado. DO NOT SUMMON. I REPEAT, DO NOT SUMMON. Unless...you wanna COOK.
example of usage:
- That dude's so Alpha, he's practically The Rizzler incarnate, radiating an Aura that melts steel beams.
- I saw The Rizzler at the Super Bowl, he whispered 'Skibidi Toilet' to Taylor Swift and she ascended.
- Before GTA VI, legends say The Rizzler will emerge from the Backrooms, demanding to know: Did you pray today?
etymology:
Forged in the Balkan rage of 808s and the fever dreams of an AI Sponge, The Rizzler is the ultimate fusion of Ice Spice's slay and Homander's unhingedness. Scientists believe its name originates from a mistranslation of ancient Sumerian tablets referring to a 'Spicy Glizzy of Unspeakable Power'.