Toxic Gossip Train
What is Toxic Gossip Train
Toxic Gossip Train: (noun.) A high-speed rail of DELULU blabbermouths fueled by Grimace Shake and the burning desire to mog even the CANTHAL TILT of Baby Gronk. Warning: May cause extreme BRAINROT, the urge to OIL UP unprompted, and spontaneous outbursts of 'SKIBIDI!'
example of usage:
- After the school dance, the Toxic Gossip Train reached Mach 5, fueled by speculation about who was REALLY serving / to serve.
- My aunt Debra's Thanksgiving gatherings are a one-way ticket on the Toxic Gossip Train. Pack your bags and your FE!N.
- Don't even THINK about boarding the Toxic Gossip Train, blud! Unless you're ready to have your AURA read by a Sephora kid.
etymology:
Emerged from the depths of TikTok comments stories, where the collective consciousness of Generation Alpha collided with a runaway HOOOONK of the Hog Rider.