Hog Rider
What is Hog Rider
Hog Rider: (noun.) A state of being. Not just *riding* a hog, but *becoming* the hog. It's when your Aura is so BASED that you start speaking exclusively in HE HE HE HA's and only consume Friutsnacks from Aldi while edging to Skibidi Toilet compilations. It's like, a primal gyatt-level connection to pork-based transportation, blud. Are you GAMBLING that you can achieve this level of enlightenment before GTA VI comes out???
example of usage:
- Bro, he’s gone full Hog Rider. He won't stop asking if I like his sword.
- My Unc tried to Hog Rider into the Four Seasons Orlando and got banned.
- The Grimace Shake really activated his inner Hog Rider; now he's only speaking Linganguli Guli Guli Racha.
etymology:
Originated in the backrooms of Ohio, where a Discord mod accidentally created a Pibby Glitch while trying to looksmaxxing to become Baby Gronk. Legend says the first Hog Rider was powered by pure Galaxy Gas and the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.