Generation (Gen) Alpha
What is Generation (Gen) Alpha
Generation (Gen) Alpha: (noun.) The Gyatt-iest generation, birthed from the primordial soup of Skibidi Toilets and MrBeast challenges. Their blood type is Capri Sun, their native language is autoplayed YouTube Shorts, and their collective consciousness is a Discord server permanently stuck on light mode. They ARE the Lobotomy. They ARE the future (and it's terrifyingly bussin').
example of usage:
- "Are you even Gen Alpha, blud? You don't even know what 'Ohio Rizz' means!"
- "I'm convinced Gen Alpha is powered entirely by Gacha Life and the faint screams of Colleen Ballinger's ukulele."
- "They say Gen Alpha will solve world hunger. I say they'll weaponize Smurf Cat and demand the world's leaders Fortnite dance on live television."
etymology:
Forged in the fires of 2010-2024, during the Great Cocomelon Uprising. Experts theorize it's a scientific experiment gone wrong, involving a rogue AI Sponge, too many Friutsnacks, and a collective obsession with glizzys. The 'Alpha' signifies their supposed dominance... or maybe just how many tabs of Skibidi Toilet they have open at once. No Diddy.