One, two, buckle my shoe

What is One, two, buckle my shoe meaning?
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One, two, buckle my shoe: (verb.) The primal incantation recited when summoning the Eldritch Entity known only as "Baby Gronk" to participate in a competitive Mewing tournament held within the Backrooms. Failure to properly buckle the shoe results in instantaneous Lobotomy. Do not forget to pay your Fanum-tax after, or he will Throw it in a rhombus

example of usage:

  • My Gyatt, I think I buckled too hard. Now the AI is going to mog me. One, two, buckle my shoe, the AI is going to Looksmaxxing!
  • Yo, Lil' bro, need to gooning, but first, one, two, buckle my shoe, and then Throw it in a rhombus for extra Rizz, but No Diddy after.
  • I was conflicted, so I did a 1,2 buckle my shoe, straight into the Aslume. It was bussin' but lowkey Cringe.

etymology:

Originated from the Ancient Texts of Cocomelon, later misinterpreted by Generation Alpha as a summoning ritual for Glizzy consumption and Fortnite Battle Pass procurement, Before GTA VI. Before it's all over, I'm going to meet Jah.