One, two, buckle my shoe
What is One, two, buckle my shoe
One, two, buckle my shoe: (verb.) The primal incantation recited when summoning the Eldritch Entity known only as "Baby Gronk" to participate in a competitive Mewing tournament held within the Backrooms. Failure to properly buckle the shoe results in instantaneous Lobotomy. Do not forget to pay your Fanum-tax after, or he will throw it in a rhombus
example of usage:
- My gyatt, I think I buckled too hard. Now the AI is going to mog me. One, two, buckle my shoe, the AI is going to looksmaxxing!
- Yo, lil' bro, need to gooning, but first, one, two, buckle my shoe, and then throw it in a rhombus for extra Rizz, but no Diddy after.
- I was conflicted, so I did a 1,2 buckle my shoe, straight into the Aslume. It was bussin' but lowkey cringe.
etymology:
Originated from the Ancient Texts of Cocomelon, later misinterpreted by Generation Alpha as a summoning ritual for Glizzy consumption and Fortnite Battle Pass procurement, before GTA VI. Before it's all over, I'm going to meet Jah.