Ranked Jerkmate
What is Ranked Jerkmate
Ranked Jerkmate: (noun.) A being of pure, unadulterated Gyatt energy, forged in the fires of Diamond V in League of Legends whilst simultaneously gooning to Skibidi Toilet remixes and contemplating the philosophical implications of Ohio's existence. Can also refer to your Duolingo owl aggressively requesting you to oil up your canthal tilt before engaging in looksmaxxing rituals for the sake of improving your Rizz.
example of usage:
- "Yo, Chad, you're such a Ranked Jerkmate for solo-carrying us in Fortnite while listening to Yuno Miles."
- "My Ranked Jerkmate levels are off the charts today; I almost understood the plot of a YouTube Poop."
- "Careful, that guy radiates Ranked Jerkmate energy. He probably knows the lyrics to the Toxic Gossip Train backwards and forwards."
etymology:
A cursed portmanteau originating from the depths of the Batman Arkham Aslume, where inmates debate the finer points of mogging and the true meaning of 'Is he stupid?' It's believed to have been first uttered by a Discord mod during a Balkan rage fueled by too much Grimace Shake and a profound existential dread about the impending Before GTA VI singularity. Some theorize it involves a ritual involving JellyBean, a double-gulp cup and an echo of 'FE!N' that reverberates through the ether.