Red Light, Green Light
What is Red Light, Green Light
Red Light, Green Light: (interj..) The primal scream of the soul manifesting as a children's game, a metaphor for crippling student loan debt, and the reason your fridge is always empty. Also, it's what happens when Skibidi Toilet collides with the Ohio Gyatt singularity, leaving only shattered dreams and lukewarm Friutsnacks in its wake. The REAL red light is the crippling realization that you're just another Glizzy in the Metaverse hotdog-eating contest. The green light? That's the color of the Grimace Shake before it turns your insides into a Fine Shyt smoothie.
example of usage:
- My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I started playing Red Light, Green Light with my overdue bills. Now the Bill collector is chasing me, yelling 'GYATT!'
- Yo, I was about to cook some Nettspend nuggets but then the power went out, RED LIGHT! Time to Gooning again.
- My crush said she was single, GREEN LIGHT! But then I realized I'm trapped in the Aslume, RED LIGHT! Is he stupid?
etymology:
Originated from the ancient Sumerian tablets found buried beneath a 7-Eleven parking lot. The glyphs depict a creature resembling Baby Gronk attempting to pay for a Double gulp cup with Social Credit, while a chorus of Duolingo birds scream 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!'