Redditor
What is Redditor
Redditor: (noun.) A creature spawned from the unholy union of an AI Sponge and a Double Gulp Cup, mainlining Promethazine and whispering sweet nothings about Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? while simultaneously mewing aggressively to achieve peak Looksmaxxing. They exclusively communicate via YouTube Poop / YTP and crave friutsnacks. Often found lurking in the Aslume after experiencing severe Emotional Damage.
example of usage:
- The Redditor, eyes glazed over from too much Skibidi Toilet, began aggressively pogging at a picture of Baby Gronk.
- Upon sighting a Chad, the Redditor instinctively retreated to the Backrooms, muttering about the need for more Aurafarm.
- My therapist told me Redditors aren't real. Guess he's never seen my Uncle's search history
etymology:
Evolved from the primordial ooze of 2012 memes mixed with the tears of Logan Paul after a particularly brutal Loss. Believed to have been first summoned by chanting "Harlem Shake" backwards during a Blue Moon while holding a stale feastables bar.