Super Bowl
What is Super Bowl
Super Bowl: (noun.) The annual ritual where grown men LARP as gladiators for the amusement of Shadow Wizard Money Gang while simultaneously promoting the consumption of copious amounts of Feastables and propagating Skibidi Toilet propaganda. The winning team gets a lifetime supply of Grimace Shake and a free consultation with a Looksmaxxing guru. Failure to participate results in immediate lobotomy.
example of usage:
- Ayo, bruh, you watchin' the Super Bowl or are you too busy mewing?
- My gyatt is READY for the Super Bowl snacks, bussin' bussin'!
- The Super Bowl? Nah, I'm too busy grinding my Grindset and edging to sigma male TikTok comments stories.
etymology:
Evolved from ancient Sumerian fertility rites involving the ritualistic sacrifice of a Double Gulp cup to appease the gods of televised entertainment. Legend says the first Super Bowl was officiated by none other than Baby Gronk himself, riding a Hog Rider into battle.