Those who know:
What is Those who know:
Those who know:: (noun.) Existences perpetually teetering on the precipice of utter cosmic bewilderment, yet somehow, SOMEHOW, still managing to correctly identify the fifth ingredient in the Grimace Shake recipe after subjecting it to reverse audio analysis while simultaneously speedrunning Super Mario 64 backwards with a DDR dance pad. They *also* know where Diddy hid the good snacks. But shhh, it's a secret.
example of usage:
- "Bro, I just saw a Smurf cat doing the Griddy in Aldi while yapping about the Canthal tilt..."
- "...Ah, a fellow initiate. One of *Those who know:*. Pass the Galaxy Gas."
- "They say *Those who know:* can predict the release date of GTA VI by analyzing the frequency of hog rider emotes in Roblox. I think they're just cooked."
etymology:
Originated during the Great Cocomelon Cataclysm of '23, when a rogue AI Sponge absorbed all available knowledge, then regurgitated it in the form of cryptic TikToks featuring Ugly Sonic aggressively mewing. Only the truly enlightened could decipher them, thus birthing *Those who know:*. Also, probably something to do with Area 51 and a double gulp cup of promethazine.