Wittawy

What is Wittawy
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Wittawy: (noun.) A state of being so profoundly Wittawy that you begin to question if skibidi toilet is actually peak cinema. It's the existential dread of realizing you're one wrong turn away from becoming a Gyatt-obsessed iPad kid who unironically says 'rizz'. Side effects include uncontrollable urges to FE!N for more Nettspend nuggets and the sudden ability to understand Duolingo bird's sinister plans.

example of usage:

  • My brain melted into pure Wittawy after watching 10 hours of YouTube Shorts. I think I saw John Pork twerking with the Grimace Shake.
  • Bro, that fit is straight Wittawy. You look like you're about to drop the hottest Fire in the Hole mixtape of 2024.
  • Warning: Excessive exposure to Ohio can induce severe Wittawy. Seek immediate asylum in the Batman Arkham subreddit if symptoms persist.

etymology:

Originally a mispronunciation of 'Wednesday' by a toddler hopped up on Friutsnacks during the Harlem Shake era. The toddler, now a full-grown Discord Mod, claims it's an acronym for 'We In This Together, Totally And Weirdly, Yo'. Sources remain unconfirmed. The truth is out there, hidden within the Backrooms, guarded by Baby Gronk and his army of Smurf Cats.

See also:

Brainrot

Skibidi Toilet

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