You ain't nothin' but a broke boy
What is You ain't nothin' but a broke boy
You ain't nothin' but a broke boy: (noun.) A state of being so utterly devoid of fiscal solvency that your aura smells like ALDI brand ramen noodles and your only rizz move is offering to split a single Friutsnacks pouch. May or may not involve significant exposure to Galaxy Gas and a fervent belief in Grindset even while living in your mom's Backrooms-esque basement.
example of usage:
- Person 1: Yo, wanna hit up the Four Seasons Orlando? Person 2: Nah, can't. Still paying off that Double gulp cup I bought last week. I ain't nothin' but a broke boy.
- My financial advisor just told me I have the Canthal tilt of a You ain't nothin' but a broke boy. Guess I'm cooked.
- He tried to Mog me with his new Feastables bar, but I just hit him with the King Von demon stare and whispered 'You ain't nothin' but a broke boy' in Balkan rage. He immediately started gooning.
etymology:
Evolved from ancient scriptures etched onto a half-eaten Feastables bar found inside a Skibidi Toilet. Legend says the original utterance was accompanied by the Jonkler laugh and the faint aroma of Promethazine.